corn race

Favorite Native American pastime, perfected and propagated by the Wampanoags, in which contestants endeavor to the be the first to poop out kernels of a meal of corn begun at an agreed upon hour. Serious matches involve the careful auditing, often by independent counsel, of each contestant's meals in the days preceding the main event, such that no contestant enters the competition having recently eaten corn.

Despite his prowess in corn races throughout the early 17th Century, Squanto has continually failed to win admission to National Corn Racing Hall of Fame, headquarted in Plymouth, MA.

by The Whaler March 2, 2008

eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

by David Hanky September 8, 2005

corn salad

this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.

I'm having corn on the cob for breakfast so your mom can have some corn salad tonight!

by the great cornholio June 18, 2006

corn hole

n.- The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which bits of corn are eliminated from the body.

aka: bung-hole

"To soothe my 'corn hole' after taking painful shits, I use Preparation H!"

by Tate Donavan January 6, 2007

Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.

Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."

by newbcat November 21, 2011

baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.

Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?

by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012

Corn Dick

A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.

That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence

by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019