widener 

A person with a lack of love in their life

Widener had a faulty girlfriend

widener by Coco McAnderson May 15, 2008

eye's wide shut 

Getting so drunk or high your not even aware of whats going on but you see it happening you wont rember when you wake up tho
kinda like drinking yourself into a zombie

alex was walking around at the party with his eye's wide shut last night i bet he dont rember anything he did

eye's wide shut by Lane-E July 22, 2011

widgy 

widgy can mean two different things the first being penus and the second being that small fringe underneath your actuall fringe which is often blonde and a centimetre in length

girl: omigod my widgy is growing so long!
boy:whoar babe u have a dick??
(for all you remtards the girl means hair widgy! the boy means dick!)

widgy by bexxa April 21, 2006

widget 

An electronic device made and marketed by the "Chunky Widget Co." in 1974, which made it easy to connnect a TV to a home stereo system to improve the audio experience. The next generation device by the same creator became the first multichannel Home Theater sound system in 1975.

I bought a Widget at Tower Records on the strip, and connected my TV and Stereo together with it. The Midnight Special concert that night sounded Awesome!.

widget by CindyB September 4, 2005

widescreen

what asians see in, due to the slant of their eyelids. If you don't know what i'm talking about, take your index fingers and put all the coners of your eyes, Thus making your vision Widescreen!

Why can't you read that, little asian boy? oh, i understand, you read in widescreen.

widescreen by xxxscenexxx October 8, 2005

Wedge Head 

Commenly seen strutting down your local high street or loitering around high class local restaurants such as Burger King (when it's closed) or frequenting the local hangouts - benches or bus shelters. The wedge head name is believed to be from the angle at which a wedge head will wear his cap. The greater the angle of the cap the higher the status in the social group the wedge head has. aka chav, rude boy

You are walking along minding your own business when wedge head and his female counterpart and his gang of chavvy brothers approach you to ask if you have a spare fag and whether they can fight you for it.

Wedge Head by School for study of Wedge head ism May 4, 2003

Fart Wedger 

A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake

Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.

Fart Wedger by Sid Tetley July 19, 2006