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Nouveau Welfare

When rich people get richer on public money, inappropriate use of campaign funds, tax payer money or other boondoggle like farm subsidies.
Between the farm subsidies and taxpayer support for their pray-the-gay-away clinics, the Bachmann family is so Nouveau Welfare.
by GHM327 August 5, 2011
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A Wellard

The Wellard is a common garden troll who lives in the south west wales countryside. It lives in a cave with Its Mate Known as the Erin and their Offspring is known as a baby Smichael.
Guy 1: dude i just saw A Wellard
Guy 2: a what?
Guy 1: y'know those troll things that live in wales.
Guy 2: Was it driving a Hyndai Gets Or a Transit Van
Guy 1: nah
Guy: awww
by thepuzzler November 8, 2011
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Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.
Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013
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manners welfare

When one has to apologize/make excuses for others bad manners. Usu. a liberals way of defending bad people.
Dawn has manners welfare and has to explain away some morons bad behavior.
by fan of R.A.d. November 4, 2013
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midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.
Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.
by eti March 12, 2014
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weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!
We be on that weed welfare!
by Weed welfare December 4, 2015
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pipe welding

Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together
I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.
by Perpetual_Stiffy December 10, 2015
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