the old Wamsuttas

Literally, a set of bedsheets common to New Englanders, named for a 17th Century Wampanoag sachem. Used as a double entendre by Carla Tortelli in an episode of CHEERS to refer to the conjugal sheets betwixt which the overly fecund waitress has created numerous children herself.

CARLA: Tell me something, Red. Are professional athletes better between the old Wamsuttas than ordinary men?

by FinskiForever April 29, 2012

The chicken is warm in the coop

The act of having serious affection for another human. Akin to phrases like "I love you" or "I have serious affection for you as a human"

"I know we've been dating a few months now and I just wanted you to know that... The chicken is warm in the coop"

"I have serious emotional problems because my father never told me that the chicken was warm in the coop"

by Bobbyvalentine May 2, 2016

The hand warmer

When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.

Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?

by Thevibzer July 28, 2016

Scooping the Warm Applesauce

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.

Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! July 23, 2016

New Hampshire Boob Warmer

When u get in a squatting position and screech the sound of a seagull while u shit on her boob

I just gave Jenn a New Hampshire boob warmer

by Yates6120 December 7, 2019

Burning blankets to stay warm

Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).

Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!

Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!

by lazyflyingtiger February 26, 2021

Mushroom of Warm

n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.

KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.

by k80theshade May 2, 2021