wake and Break

Waking up and watching the latest episode of Breaking Bad that you pirated last night.

"Hey Todd! Whatcha up to, bro?"
"A little wake and Break before I head to work today, I missed it on TV last night."
"Haha Jesse d-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, PETE."

by zuch4n September 16, 2013

wake and bake

Can also be used as a noun: A person who wakes and bakes on a regular basis, gets high a lot, is almost always high.

Person 1: That new boy in our class is so cute!
Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.

by CLS 8888 October 3, 2016

jake wakely

A guy who is gay and has no life and no friends and likes balls.

Wow that kid is such a jake wakely

by Panda Coll August 6, 2017

WAKE UP its the first of the month

One of Playboi Cartis songs

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

by Teki September 1, 2021

wakaka

A rather annoying DDR song, except the "la" part and a space is missing.

by dj gs68 April 27, 2003

wake up blast

farting bareassed in a person's face so dried shit particles spray all over the victim

he was asleep with a hangover, so I gave him a wake up blast

by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

Wake and Fake

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".

Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh

by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012