Valentino

A really handsome DUDE.He will dominate any girls feelings and us a gr8 kisser.Valentinos usually date people who are not afraid to be true to ppl,and show there real personality.Also who like to smash🍆💧💧👌👈

(Drools)
Sophia:omg,is that VALENTINO?!
Random gurl:WHERE😆
HOARD OF GIRLS:OMG UR SO CUTE
VALENTINO:ummmm
All girls:Fuck me Daddy?!
Valentino:kkk
All girls:(doggy position)
Tino:squelch
All girls:uugjh
Sophia:Fuck me hard daddy
Tino:kkk
Sophia:kiss me💋
Tino:k
💋
(Ten minutes later)
Tino:aahh
Sophia:(gets undressed)Ready for another round?
Tino:yeh
Sophia:(starts lapdancing)
THE END by the wae search sophia in the urban dictionary,das why i chose her

by Yungrichnigga February 28, 2018

Valentines Lay

The sex you receive on Valentines Day

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...

by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010

Valerio

Valeria but with an 'O'

Yo big ValeriO

by PreastMode March 31, 2021

Valery Gerasimov

The most chad Russian general, right after Zhukov.

Also the Chief of General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation.

Valery Gerasimov is the creator of the Gerasimov Doctrine

by Gerasimov1992 January 23, 2022

valentine

A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day.

In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.

I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.

by DROCK2265 February 14, 2010

Vales

A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightclubs, watching for vampires.

All them kindred want to hump Vales like woah.

by cinquain August 2, 2008

Valedouchetorian

The douchiest person in each graduating class.

He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.

by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011