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Valentino

A really handsome DUDE.He will dominate any girls feelings and us a gr8 kisser.Valentinos usually date people who are not afraid to be true to ppl,and show there real personality.Also who like to smash🍆💧💧👌👈
(Drools)
Sophia:omg,is that VALENTINO?!
Random gurl:WHERE😆
HOARD OF GIRLS:OMG UR SO CUTE
VALENTINO:ummmm
All girls:Fuck me Daddy?!
Valentino:kkk
All girls:(doggy position)
Tino:squelch
All girls:uugjh
Sophia:Fuck me hard daddy
Tino:kkk
Sophia:kiss me💋
Tino:k
💋
(Ten minutes later)
Tino:aahh
Sophia:(gets undressed)Ready for another round?
Tino:yeh
Sophia:(starts lapdancing)
THE END by the wae search sophia in the urban dictionary,das why i chose her
by Yungrichnigga February 28, 2018
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Valentines Lay

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...
by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010
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valentine

A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day.

In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.
I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.
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Vales

A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightclubs, watching for vampires.
All them kindred want to hump Vales like woah.
by cinquain August 2, 2008
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Valedouchetorian

The douchiest person in each graduating class.
He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.
by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011
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