broken unicorn

When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.

Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.

by Brokenunicorn December 31, 2016

Unicorn Food

Food that is too pretty to eat.

These cupcakes are unicorn food.

by Yet Another Chris March 10, 2011

Unicorn Blood

also known as Four Loko

Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.

by MrLac August 6, 2011

Rainbows and unicorns

A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.

Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*

Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"

Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."

by pseudonymis magorium August 2, 2011

Unicorn Punch

(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.

Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!

by Espressojunky July 7, 2009

crazy unicorn

When one lesbian puts a strapon on her head and rams it into the other lesbians pussy.

Eve did the crazy unicorn with Chrissy last night.

by Eveil September 18, 2007

unicorn balls

An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)

Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!

Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014