torchid

Generally unpleasant conditions, usually associated with cold.

It's frikkin torchid out here man.

by Cackett September 17, 2008

getting a touch

To get acknowledgement or inclusion from any one person or group by means of sexual relations, facebook, events, or any form of communication.

I love getting a touch from my girl

by bfitz311 August 22, 2010

Don't touch my balls

Back off and mind your own business.

Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.

Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.

by Alejandro con Queso March 4, 2006

angel's touch

When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.

I was shitting comfortably when suddenly my dick feels cold like an angel's touch.

by YoungJanitor November 27, 2015

touch mctouch

when a woman feels upon your penis,stroking it quite nicely

c'mon baby,a little touch mctouch for daddy

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

torching the cop car

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011

Touch the Donut

An Internet phenomenon consisting of stomach fat photos in which the subject, using both hands, forms an "O" shape connecting thumb-to-thumb, and index-to-index fingers. The subject then proceeds to squash their "gut fat" into an extruded "O" shape of stomach fat using their "O" hands.

Dude, she sent me a "touch the donut" photo! It was an awesomely nasty happy trail mixed with belly pudge!

by Darren Y June 12, 2009