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MOE TOE

Another version of the moose knuckle or plum smuggler.
Monty sure had his Moe Toe out today
by darbre2 July 29, 2010
mugGet the MOE TOEmug.

purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually
Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks
by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011
mugGet the purple toemug.

Webbed Toes

When Toes are joined together by a flap of skin giving the look of frog like toes.
Example 1 - ohh my god what is wrong with your toes they look like they are webbed toes.
by Nate Eats November 27, 2013
mugGet the Webbed Toesmug.

manel toe

The male version of the female "camel toe," an affliction caused when male junk becomes trapped in the confines of tight and often thin pants.
Uuggg... I just saw the worst case of manel toe at the gym, this old guy was wearing spandex and his shorts were totally snacking on his man meat.
by justsaynotomantoe November 18, 2007
mugGet the manel toemug.

camo toe

when her camoflauge is (fatigues) just tight enough that her camel toe is showing
"Sir! Did you see that lady with the camo toe, sir?!"

"Senator, I don't think we've been able to find Osama Bin Laden because we've all been staring at Sgt. Chrissy Smith's camo toe."
by Genesee October 2, 2009
mugGet the camo toemug.

Morton's Toe

When your second toe is bigger than the first. Is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.
I tripped on my Morton's Toe over the stair
by goaliee68 December 13, 2014
mugGet the Morton's Toemug.

camel toe

womans pussy lips so big they eat the seam of her pants.when the pants is pulled down to the knees and the pussy is still in them.
that girl's camel toe was so big it looked like two sides of beef hanging down
by randall March 21, 2003
mugGet the camel toemug.

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