by darbre2 July 29, 2010
Get the MOE TOEmug. Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday
Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt
Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was
Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks
Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt
Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was
Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks
by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011
Get the purple toemug. by Nate Eats November 27, 2013
Get the Webbed Toesmug. The male version of the female "camel toe," an affliction caused when male junk becomes trapped in the confines of tight and often thin pants.
Uuggg... I just saw the worst case of manel toe at the gym, this old guy was wearing spandex and his shorts were totally snacking on his man meat.
by justsaynotomantoe November 18, 2007
Get the manel toemug. "Sir! Did you see that lady with the camo toe, sir?!"
"Senator, I don't think we've been able to find Osama Bin Laden because we've all been staring at Sgt. Chrissy Smith's camo toe."
"Senator, I don't think we've been able to find Osama Bin Laden because we've all been staring at Sgt. Chrissy Smith's camo toe."
by Genesee October 2, 2009
Get the camo toemug. When your second toe is bigger than the first. Is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.
by goaliee68 December 13, 2014
Get the Morton's Toemug. womans pussy lips so big they eat the seam of her pants.when the pants is pulled down to the knees and the pussy is still in them.
by randall March 21, 2003
Get the camel toemug.