Straight-Queer

Someone who acts gay as hell, but is actually really straight.

Syd is actually not gay, he’s just a straight-queer.

by Boozy Gang March 11, 2018

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straight eyed

to not be cross eyed.

I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.

by archerychick November 23, 2015

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Straight Tich

A girl who seems nice at first only to turn out to be a mega-bitch.

Other common charter flaws include:
dick tease
compulsive nag
make out whore
light weight drunk
mega flirt
super bitch
anal bitch

Guy1) Damn. What do you think about that girl.
Guy2) Don't even think about it. She's straight tich
Guy1) Whatever. Hey Girl! What's up?

Bitch) Nothin' just walkin' (nice)

Guy1) What are you doin' tonight? You should come hang with us.

Bitch) Why so I can hold the camera for your gay porno? Which one of you bends over and takes it from the other or do you trade turns? (mega-bitch)

Guy1) Damn! She is a BITCH!
Guy2) She's STRAIGHT TICH!

by West Omaha Thug October 30, 2009

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Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021

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Straight Cheddar

A home-cooked meal that is made with love that everybody enjoys and wants seconds and thirds because the person who made it really put their foot in it

"Yo, that macaroni salad was straight cheddar G."

by Miso19888 July 1, 2021

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Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

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