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The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
Younger me: oh wow, I can’t wait to go to school! I’m going to meet so many new friends!

Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!

Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Not the smartest person October 5, 2020
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A prison where you are forced to write on retarded stuff and get annoyed by pricks. Keeps you from doing your favorite things.
1: School fucking sucks!

2: Ikr!

3 (Teacher): Detention (Solitary Confinement) for 10000 years!
by  September 2, 2022
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A shooting range for anyone who got the guts. (America)
Dude, I love this school they got the moving targets
by Monke with Waffle November 15, 2022
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The basically pointless system of getting useless information into small children's head that really do not want to know this. School makes no sense.
E.g Toilet Pass Systems, Specific Weatheral Uniforms, Toxic Teachers They Can't Afford To Fire So They Keep Them, Classes We Don't Need In The Future, Nonsensical Punishments For The Kids, (and more)

School is completely disposable.
by Your Local Miss Take May 10, 2022
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a place where kids get depression, anxiety, and loose their will to live, its hell on earth
teacher: who likes school?
Student: no one
Teacher: why?
Student: its hell
by LittleShit420 May 27, 2022
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School is usually a big building where kids go to learn from a teacher they have different subject like math Science gym and much more they usually have two breaks to eat recess and lunch School is five days a week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday and then they have A two day break Saturday and Sunday School can be difficult like having to take a test/exam School isn’t just for kids you need to go to school for a lot of jobs because they need you to know everything about that job
Me: that big building must be a school
by Pessy.11 April 6, 2022
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A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”

If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
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