Loafing

The action of an animal, particularly a cat or a dog, resting in a position that resembles the appearance of a loaf of bread.

Man, my shiba inu looks like a loaf of bread when he's resting!
OMG, he's loafing!

by Pr0FsR January 31, 2021

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023

toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.

"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"

by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018

Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf

"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"

by totallynotaghost December 29, 2024

loaf munch

Something you call someone when you're mad.

"Zac stop being such a loaf munch."

by abby412 April 16, 2014

Loafing

Extreme Glaze

Bro Jaquavion is loafing danice tooo much

by UK slang REAL September 21, 2023

The Perfect loaf

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.

After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”

by BushesBaldBoys May 23, 2021