Screw

To mess up
To make a mistake

“I really screwed up when I lied to my parents guys.”

by EpicsGirl9087 October 26, 2018

fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows

My friend tim got fruit snack screwed

by arae91 December 30, 2010

Screw Voyage

The perfect drink for any girl who has been screwed over by a guy. It consists of Godiva liquor, amaretto, whipped vodka blended together with ice cream and topped with whipped cream and a cherry, of course. The perfect break up beverage.

Were you just dumped?

Yeah but it's okay, I'm on a screw voyage.

by sparklesthroughdiamonds January 7, 2013

im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones

Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over

by Screwed big time May 22, 2020

Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.

Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.

by Dooderpant June 22, 2024

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024