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theater funk

the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care
Honsee, this theater funk kinda stinks!
by TylerTarzanStan897 November 10, 2019
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Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017
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Funk

An abstract concept that denotes a feeling of euphoria indescribable by human language. A feeling one has when they are in a supremely primal state in which an individual emotionally feels boundless and free. Usually marked by the unintentional telling of true emotions and feelings.
I took some LSD last night and I felt the funk flow through me, I was at peace.
Last night at the party we got so funky that I told everyone we boned in the outhouse.
The gay sex was so great he took me to Funkytown.
by nawitt1999 September 15, 2016
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john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
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Funk

1.Money Maker Shaker styles of music.

2.Something created by someone getting loose.

3.Problems between warring parties
1.Headhunters brought that funk.

2.Kiroe brought that funk.

3.That foo had funk with me, but then i kicked his ass.
by FunkyMcfunkbuster October 11, 2008
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Funk

Look at jimmy, he's such a funk.
by TheDutchSlut March 4, 2017
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