God

My best guess is Wifi

religious person,"You can't live without god"

by DoubtlessCar0 March 4, 2017

God

1.
(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
synonyms: the Lord, the Almighty, the Creator, the Maker, the Godhead; More
Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh;
(God) the Father, (God) the Son, the Holy Ghost/Spirit, the Holy Trinity;
the Great Spirit, Gitchi Manitou;
humorousthe Man Upstairs
"a gift from God"
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
"a moon god"
synonyms: deity, goddess, divine being, celestial being, divinity, immortal, avatar
"sacrifices to appease the gods

God of the universe....The God of all things

by Goodyfact May 4, 2016

God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

God

a lie

my social life is a God

by immadouchecanoe May 9, 2019

GOD

The greatest of all. He created the world and everything in it and around it. No one is higher than him. You should always listen to what GOD says. He reigns the kingdom of heaven.

GOD created the world and he told me to live here and have a happy life until I die and hopefully go to heaven which is his kingdom.

by Panda Sparrow July 2, 2017

God

Basically shows those who have faith from those who are too thickheaded to think outside the box.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.

Bill: Do you believe in God?
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith

by Alex Kohl September 25, 2005

God

The most famous dude in the world.

God is bigger than The Beatles.

by jules tomato September 13, 2009