Rave-Tard

the state of exceeding the point where you look like a massive retard in your rave pictures

What time last night did we start to look like fucking rave-tards?!

Dude I don't even remember seeing you.

by Tiggggggga January 2, 2010

Dead-Tarded

When people are so stupid they might as well be dead. They usaully have the IQ of a dead cat, they look like a deformed dog, and they cant be trusted!

"I heard Jims coming. Aw man that dude is dead-tarded!

by SlimTyler May 7, 2010

tard speed

approximately 52 mph

"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"

by LongDONGsilber January 22, 2014

Tard strong

Someone with incredible strength. Likened to a retard who is unaware of thier strength.

I cannot believe you moved that by yourself! You are like tard strong or something!

by savannahdanniel December 9, 2008

ape tard

A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.

"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. "
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."

by jimmycakes May 21, 2016

c-tard

a retard
a really stupid person who did something stupid

bob: *drops plates*
james: BOB YOU ACTUAL C-TARD!

by thequiteamazingdead January 6, 2019

card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010