Mutation Mamas

(noun) (plural)
Very old ladies.

Notice that all these Mutation Mamas are playing those slot machines?

by JanetZumba January 1, 2017

scrunchy mama

A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.

See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.

She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.

by MysPris November 12, 2013

yo mama

way for those of us with an IQ under 60 to make a joke

(good one)
your mama is so fat that she has 2 birth days her's and earth day

(decent one)
your mama so fat when she was a lizard for halloween ever one thougt it was godzilla

(really bad one)
your mama so stupid....uh.......she......sniffs the dog

by chopmasteronion2 September 15, 2005

Mama Grizzly

Lesbian version of and occasionally similar to the homosexual "Bear". Mama Grizzlies are typically characterised by tall height, large or muscular body type, minimal grooming and aggressive style of love making combined with a generally affectionate & open attitude.

Yeah, the ropes chafed me something fierce, but she was a real Mama Grizzly and put some cream on the sore spots afterward. Best date ever!

by Astaria J October 21, 2010

jo mama

trying to insult your mother as a joke or their serious

jo mama fat.

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021

yo mama

mostly a joke aboat someones mom

yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.

yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.

yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.

yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.

yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.

by Evan January 28, 2004

bro mama

A bro hoe who has a kid(s). Easy to spot at places like the mall, supermarket, etc. with child in tow, usually wearing outfits like velour track suits, or short shirts that expose their tramp stamp.

Jenny was dating that bro Kyle and she got pregnant. Now she's gonna' end up a bro mama.

by Luke Cadrosse December 10, 2008