jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody

"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"

by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017

The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.

I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.

by imsoinsane February 3, 2017

Jon Garvey

Jon Garvey is a guy that craps all the time and takes for ever , LOVES food, watches football, sits around

You’re such a Jon Garvey

by Zoe Lavalamp October 17, 2019

Jon

Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.

I'm not a homophobe Philip, you're just being a Jon.

by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019

Jon

The world’s most okayest brother.
Might never come out of the game room.
Always eats all the food, but is a good cook and it makes up for it.
Boy scout extraordinaire.

“Jon took all the food to the game room, and ate it all.”
“He’s making dinner though, which makes up for it. He makes a mean salmon.”

by Notmyname523 December 20, 2020

jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius

Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.

by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020

Jon-Erik

He’s the greatest guy that exists on this amazing earth! Jon-Erik is a person that’s loves to be in Copenhagen and hates to go home and miss all the amazing people he met at his housing.

Have you met Jon-Erik?

No, who is he and what does he do?
He’s busy with ending world hunger by stealing all the food that Lydia keeps in het fridge!

by Peer97 November 22, 2021