Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
Get the Jonah Funkmug. Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
Get the dick funkmug. A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
Get the funke faustmug. Guy 1: Woah look at Bryan on the dance floor. He’s groovin right now
Guy 2: I know. He’s positively Funk-a-licious
Guy 2: I know. He’s positively Funk-a-licious
by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020
Get the Funk-a-liciousmug. by thombas1731 March 3, 2021
Get the Funkmug. by Hextex December 12, 2016
Get the rasmus adolfsson funkmug. Wear some socks! Your funk-bite is kickin.
Brush your teeth fool! There's funk-bite leakin' out your mouthpiece.
Brush your teeth fool! There's funk-bite leakin' out your mouthpiece.
by J-1 +Automatic April 7, 2008
Get the funk-bitemug.