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corn race

Favorite Native American pastime, perfected and propagated by the Wampanoags, in which contestants endeavor to the be the first to poop out kernels of a meal of corn begun at an agreed upon hour. Serious matches involve the careful auditing, often by independent counsel, of each contestant's meals in the days preceding the main event, such that no contestant enters the competition having recently eaten corn.
Despite his prowess in corn races throughout the early 17th Century, Squanto has continually failed to win admission to National Corn Racing Hall of Fame, headquarted in Plymouth, MA.
by The Whaler March 2, 2008
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eating corn

When I ate her corn she discharged.
by David Hanky September 8, 2005
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corn salad

this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.
I'm having corn on the cob for breakfast so your mom can have some corn salad tonight!
by the great cornholio June 18, 2006
mugGet the corn saladmug.

corn hole

n.- The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which bits of corn are eliminated from the body.

aka: bung-hole
"To soothe my 'corn hole' after taking painful shits, I use Preparation H!"
by Tate Donavan January 6, 2007
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Corn Dick

A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.
That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence
by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019
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Flipping that corn

When one girl has sex with another girl to humiliate her
Damn, Jen be flipping that corn on her
by @orangetabby June 19, 2017
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Corn Vision

Corn Vision is having your vision obstructed by stalks of corn
I lost Nea in the corn field I ate corn vision
by DarrenTanKJackso February 4, 2019
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