by anonymous December 23, 2022

• hot bald male who has a three footer
• fucks instruments for a living
• makes music out of his wife’s moans
• in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock
• fucks instruments for a living
• makes music out of his wife’s moans
• in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock
by CockSuker911 July 25, 2022

Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.
by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022

by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019

A person who is typically not defined by his name, someone who struggles silently but proudly and is often too stubborn for their own good. They care a lot and often too much, and is susceptible to be hurt at the smallest things.
Is that Christopher-Jack over there?
by WebsterOfTheWorld April 30, 2019

"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
by leviticus3k December 22, 2021
