smurf

a smurf stay tru 2 da bklu... "life Cefore death... and death cefore dishonor."

1 of Crooklyns illest... reppin it 4 tha bkush... Dewce Hood Shotgunn Crppin'... yea I'm 6'1", it's not abut tha height it about stayin true dewce (2) that bklue

by Snuff em' Smurf April 30, 2003

Smurfs

AstroWorld staff were instructed to refer to dead concert-goers as "Smurfs," according to the security and emergency medical response plan. The person has turned blue and is dead.

We have some smurfs down in the mosh pit that jumped out of the nosebleeds and need to be evacuated to out to the medical tent.

by DJintheDark November 9, 2021

Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.

by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019

Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made

Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI

by The forbidden smurf April 21, 2022

sneaky smurf

A girl that is an undercover hoe. Very sneaky about her fucking/ cheating.

Damn, bro. I should have Nicole she was a sneaky smurf. I mean, all her friends are, I should have known.

by TheyForEverybody June 5, 2017

book smurf

a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.

That book smurf sucked my soul out of my **** then looked up the nutritional benefits of cum.

by glugginton 3000 May 18, 2023

Ping Smurfing

Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.

"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."

by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025