circle jerking

When two or more guys jerk off on a cracker and the last one to come must eat it.

The footbal team had a circle jerking contest as initiation.

by Bella September 21, 2003

Jerk turd

When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.

Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.

by WhoLIKEstorockDAPOTY July 13, 2009

jerk bitch

A jerk and a bitch and more so.

She is a k to the i to the itchy tichy itten. She is a jerk bitch.

by frank2 April 25, 2008

jerk-off

Stupid; idiotic.

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"

by hello~ June 08, 2012

ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.

Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!

by Magic Butcher September 21, 2010

jerk star

someone who's a jerk to the maximum!

"ahhh i can't believe he would drink all the kool-aid!"

"gurl, your little brothers a jerk star."

"foooo reaaaal! let's go smoke some hookah."

by monicaca July 27, 2007

Controller Jerk

A useless twitch that involves some playing games to move their controler vigorously, usually when their losing in a ill-fated attempt at a comeback.

We have all seen someone do this before, the Controller Jerk is infamous.

by Yep Nope October 02, 2005