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Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.
Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.
by larrybirx August 5, 2023
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Duke

"The king and queen have many dukes in their castle"
by Pongo3030 August 20, 2022
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Going Duke

1)A method of existence that transcends all conventional boundaries and focuses purely on representing the exhilarating here and now in all of its splendor and feeling, discarding vestigial aspects of life such as reason or truth.
2)The act of converting to this way of life
Dude a: I'm totally going Duke today!
Dude b: Rad, be sure to write a book.
Dude a: Totally...
Dude b: Don't forget the yellow aviators.
by kvltjesus December 1, 2010
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Duke

The action of Ninja (the fortnite player) beats a child.
Person 1: Damn dude, that kid just got brutally duked.
Person 2: I know man, it was hard to watch.
by dankmemestermcgee November 7, 2018
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Duke

the hottest man you will ever come in contact with. He has the most amazing smile, a great lifeguard and hot asf. He has abs for days and I am in love with him. He is a great surfer and so kind and amazing and VERY HOT. He does flips and does great pushups. My very first love.
Person 1: Look its Duke
Person 2: Hes so fine
by iluvlifegaurds August 16, 2021
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The Madness of Duke Venomania

Basically a song about Gakupo but ITS FREAKY...

The story takes place in the region of Asmodean in Beelzenia, as Duke Sateriasis Venomania greets another woman who approaches his mansion. He explains how he made a deal with a demon to have an irresistible charisma to women; as a result, women flock to his mansion's basement to create a harem for him. The Duke burns all his old portraits, revealing how he had been mocked and taunted in childhood for his appearance. He kisses another girl in his harem, Gumina Glassred, who had been his childhood friend but also made a fool out of him. He continues to build his harem and women begin disappearing from all over the land.

One day the duke greets a new woman entering his mansion, approaching "her" to dance; as he does so, however, the "woman" stabs him with a knife, revealing himself to be a man who had tracked down his lost love to the Venomania's home. Due to the injury and the knife's poison, the duke collapses and his spell breaks; as a result the women all begin to flee the mansion. As Venomania dies, he sees a glimpse of Gumina and he begs her to stay, as he states that he has not yet told her that he loved her.
Uh, so theres this vocaloid song i really like... Its called The Madness of Duke Venomania.
by An Anemic Rat December 4, 2024
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Hick Dukes

Skinny jeans cut to look like daisy dukes with the ends of the pockets clearly visible, often worn by hicks who can't afford to buy daisy dukes.
Look at that wannabe wearin' those hick dukes!
by Normalk!d July 25, 2011
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