Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Hoe's Beast

An extremely slutty or easy girl that jumps from man to man to feel important and wanted when in reality is just a hoe that cant shut her legs.

"Just because i've been so freaky with you doesn't make me a some sort of Hoe's Beast."

by MissSmith January 4, 2012

Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

Whistle Beast

A obese woman in West Texas with a rediqulously high self esteem. Average (230 lbs +) Usually surrounded by slightly attractive women. (5-7s). Also known to have superb cock blocking abilities.

Damn the two girls over by the bar are hot, but their friend is a fucking whistle beast.

by xHypeBeast January 20, 2013

Working Beast

When a south wales mush wants to make out like something is good at what it does

"That dog is a working beast"

"My car is a working beast"
"My toothbrush is classsss, aa right working beast"

by Plumms July 21, 2019

Sleethy beast

Cat, particularly one which acts strange and peculiar.

My pet is a sleethy beast.

by bee_offical June 20, 2021

Beast Egg

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

by chiads January 19, 2010