When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.
“How did you first date go mate?”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
by Stratton Slapper January 06, 2023
Julie: "Oh my god, what is that smell???"
Janet: "I don't know, but is that Joe coming over?"
Joe: "Hey, how you ladies doin?"
Julie: "Thanks for the aroma slap Joe. What is that, Axe body spray or something?"
Janet: "I don't know, but is that Joe coming over?"
Joe: "Hey, how you ladies doin?"
Julie: "Thanks for the aroma slap Joe. What is that, Axe body spray or something?"
by Faulken May 10, 2011
A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
by Verostoria January 21, 2022
by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008
Sex with chick who is extremely dirty and omits a ripe odor from every orifice. But the need for sex and a good nut overpowers good judgement and you still give her the D.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2018
gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.
Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?
by spncrm July 10, 2008
by Psylocybin man December 25, 2013