slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.

Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020

kipper slap

For a female to sit on your face without knickers while your unaware or asleep

Once he’s asleep I will kipper slap him

by Collying65 May 16, 2020

slap grouchy

when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.

she was so tired she was slap grouchy.

by Deathtoll79 August 30, 2020

Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.

I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.

David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.

by NefAlive April 22, 2017

Lab Slap

Two hot lesbians grinding their labias in the throws of hot, wet sex. By hand, by didlo, by scissor or mouth it’s a lab slapping good time.

At 11:00 pm every night the hot lesbos next door start to lab slap.

Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018