california broke

When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent

Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!

How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!

by rmurill1 February 6, 2021

food machine broke

As show in many dank memes

Mostly features big black men in a car

Food machine broke
Understandable, have a good day

by Kfantu1313 July 5, 2017

Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

Broke your Neck

Someone who turned there neck too hard, that IT BROKE:0Thats why they smell like booty.

Person 1 :Yo look at that person fall off a chair!
Person 2:Turns neck*
Person 1:AH,BROKE YOUR NECK!

by Crackhead Didi202 January 24, 2019

Fat broke

When you've spent an entire paycheck on nothing but food.

"I know I just paid but I needed food, I'm fat broke."

by AngelesLosFatty June 27, 2017

Broke

Theory that people without money is really rich

I’m broke but own everything

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 22, 2025

Broke Scallywag

An idiot so low one the social class they have no right talking to anyone or anything

Somebody says somthing stupid
Me: You broke scallywag.

by Koolik November 19, 2020