Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

by Lockhimup January 27, 2019

taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013

take the mound

fucking a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby.

typical guy: how far along are you?
prego slut: 8 1/2 months.
typical guy: wow! can i take the mound?
prego slut: i thought you'd never ask.

by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010

take a brown

to poop

Hey man after we eat these baked beans I'm going to take a brown.

I just took a brown.

I'm browning right now.

by clamson September 24, 2009

take a toll

start to show the side effects.

Clarke says his team could have lasted another 15 days before fatigue would have begun to take a toll.

Does a drink or two take a toll on my energy?

by anonymous December 14, 2021

Taking Length

To receive sexual penetration from a penis.

Although this can relate to any size of penis it is commonly used to refer to well endowed penises.

That friend of yours likes taking length

by Ooitslovely August 26, 2021

take issue with

A more unusual way of saying that the speaker would like to say that something is bothering them.

You know I must take issue with that you call all sparkling wine Champagne, Champagne comes specifically from the french wine region named Champagne, all sparkling wines are therefore not necessarily Champagne.

by Earl of Warwick August 1, 2017