An ultimate student

A kid who ended up in a killing game.

Guy 1:Who are you?

Guy 2:I'm an Ultimate student.

Guy 1:Oh, so your in a killing game?

by YAHHHHHHHHOOOOO July 8, 2021

ultimate zen

when ur body and soul are in the ultimate level of peace

guy 1 : bro where is pranav swaminathan gobinathan balasubramium the III

guy 2 : idk man

guy 3 : dude hes in ultimate zen

by gayduringmay October 9, 2020

Ultimate badass

John Wick

John Wick is the ultimate badass.

by RooSwan May 13, 2019

ultimate rizzler sigma

WHEN SOMETHING ULTIMATE HAPPENS, AND OFFICIALLY DESTROYS THE WORLD!!!

Me: The ultimate rizzler sigma is coming.
That one guy: Cool. IDC.
Me:Oh.
(The world gets destroyed)

by rizzypotatoz March 12, 2025

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

Q. What’s he covered in?!

A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!

by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

ultimate ball

the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.

how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.

by dav17a June 23, 2010