Sharnii Simpson

A fat girl who claims to be pregant but really jenny craig failed so she needs a excuss.

Even if she is pregant the baby is already at a great disadvangate by not knowing who the father is.

Im sharnii simpson i smoke and drink cause i like my baby to get high and drunk

by Emu park REPP June 5, 2011

sympathy card

an underwelming jester of guilt.

I know you're going through the deepest sadness in your life, here's a picture of a daffodil, hope it all works out for you.
That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."

by sceneduck May 19, 2006

Symphony

Two

After the first child said “one”, the second one said “Symphony”

by SkaterSymph June 3, 2018

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

Cody Simpson

The Australian Justin Bieber.

Person 1: Omg whos that kid?
Person 2: Oh, thats Cody Simpson.
Person 1: What does he do?
Person 2: What Justin Bieber does only with an accent.

by ldkmfijdskolcmvnjhdfisl June 29, 2011

jessica simpson

a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb.

"she cant spell dude!"
"who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"

by T Cash January 21, 2006

jessica simpson

A stupid, dumb slut. Enough said.

Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die!

by loserxcore September 4, 2005