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Thomas Stoner

Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?

Guy 2: He’s a moron
by Cool guy42069 December 15, 2019
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scro stoner

Scro - short for "Scummy Bro"

Stoner- a person who smokes alot of that good kush.

A Scro stoner is generally used for preppy stoners. They smoke mainly to look cool, wearing things a scrub stoner wouldnt such as Polo or Patagonias.
"Wow Santi's such a scro stoner hes smoking in sperrys"
by Sexystoner69 April 19, 2016
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Stoner Hour

Any time after midnight
Dude 1: hey what should we get to eat
Dude 2: I dunno, what's open at stoner hour?
Dude 1: like taco bell, and whataburger
by JJRULEZ159 December 9, 2018
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A Stoner's Riddle

While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!
Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha
by Becky & Davey December 21, 2021
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stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes
"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"
by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017
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Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.
We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!
by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023
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Stowaway Stoner

A person who smokes weed regularly but, instead of getting weed from their own dealer, stows away in large groups of people (usually acquaintances, friends-of-friends, etc.) in an effort to score a free toke or two without having to go through the legwork of acquiring their own marijuana.
Person 1:
"That girl over there totally just tagged along to mooch weed off of us. We hardly even know her..."

Person 2:
"Yea, I know. She's such a stowaway stoner."
by slickrick69 June 30, 2015
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