quiche story

a fairly uninteresting story, usually told alongside a load of babbling and rambling on about something completely uneventful.

i ate a pizza while i was in spain, it was wild.

wow, that is such a quiche story!

by avu1380 January 18, 2011

Good Story Stan

When an epic story is promised, but said story is long-winded, boring and leads only to a let-down.

Stan- "Oh my god guys, you won't believe what happened to me today!"
Other guy- "Oh! Yea??? Do tell!"
Stan- "I was trying to buy a coke from the machine, I put my money in and then I got the coke and then I drank the coke and it was gassy!!!"
Other guy- "Cool... and?"
Stan- "It was fizzy!"
Other guy- "Good story Stan!"

by Balls on Walls June 8, 2011

Clementine story

A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"

This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"

by bear19 June 17, 2011

lil stir

A nickname to describe the girl you like/love. She is beautiful, has a wonderful personality, and has a lot of wonderful and similar interests. You feel strongly about her.

Bro 1: "How are that girl and you doing?"

Bro 2: "She is spectacular. She is my lil stir!"

by The Brosiff December 29, 2012

Parker Stirnkorb

is anorexic, has a 1 millimeter peter beter head ass negro tegro, he should kill him self. LIL V WATER SLAUGHTER YOUR DAUGHTER

Parker Stirnkorb looks homo

by LilvWater September 24, 2018

Governor Stirling Senior High School

Governor Stirling Senior High School also known as Govo, is a high school located in Woodbridge, Perth. The first thing you are given when you enter the school is a knife, AR-15 and a bag of weed. Going to this school is like going into a game of firefight on Halo.

Dad: We're sending you to Governor Stirling Senior High School
Stevo: Faaaaark not Govo
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

by lolgamers October 13, 2019

The Two Gingers Story.

1. A story wherein there is a ginger and another ginger

2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.

3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.

____________

Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.

Ben: ...

Ian: And then what?

Erika: Well that's all.

__________

Ben : I ate cereal this morning.

Diana : What a two-ginger story.

__________

Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.

Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.

by bEnn101 April 21, 2011