Uneasy Squeeze

When someone, any age or sex, holds their hand on your bare leg as you attempt to complete a dump.

Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.

What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze

by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011

Sleaze Squeeze

A supposedly non sexual hug offered in support where the giver gets a small sexual thrill. The reciever is not aware of the sexual element. Sleaze squeeses are sometimes accompanied by a sneaky smell of the hair. Usually given to women by men

girl, " I recieved some bad news the other day and Pete gave me a supportive hug, hes such a great guy "
Friend' " he does that to all the girls. youve been sleaze squeezed"

by tinat May 11, 2013

pig squeezer

Someone who likes to fuck short fat bitches. Pig Squeezer.

Other terms being -

Pig Squeezers
Pidgeon Toucher
Otter basher
Seal clouber

Lee: I was trebucheting squirrels across then field when I saw that big gunty milk lady outside, I totally chased her down and fucked her.

Matt and Glen: dude you're totally a pig squeezer, bants haha

by PerryGlen July 12, 2017

Main squeeze

Not your boy/girlfriend but they come before everyone else. You both have feelings for each other but your not dating. You still look at other people but there just your number one friend

Tom: who’s that girl your always around
Jay:oh that’s just my main squeeze

by Nyccc38 January 20, 2020

How to squeeze someones balls

Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male

Ha I popped your balls and they crumbled right in my fingertips. How to squeeze someones balls

by How to squeeze someones balls May 7, 2021

Main Squeeze

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.

Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003