squats

see beales. Squats are a horrible exersize used to make your legs huge. Combined with burpees, abs, running, and cords = colies daily workout. Best done with Matt Mcginnis under you again see beales.

colie: "500 squats...ready go"
colie: "ashley what are you doing??"
liz: "oh colie!"
colie: "im going to kill you"
beales: "matt mcginnis matt mcginnis..."

by pings November 22, 2004

squatter punk

Dumb punk rock kids who think they might look cooler by being homeless and smelling like shit.They usually have rich parents that want them to come home very badly and can buy them anything they want.They spange and often say they need the money for train tickets to see their family in some other city but end up buying beer with it.

Person 1-Look at that bum over there.

Person 2-Thats not a bum that's a squatter punk

by itssotrue August 27, 2009

Squatt

A term (verb) that describes the physical action a (sometimes inexperienced) sexual partner displays in which the person shows signs of sheer surprise, confusion, and eventual satisfaction from a rather unusual and/or unfamiliar sexual act. Largely a squatt or squatting is particularly more acceptable and receptive when it's being done from a female standpoint. However, a guy can squatt too, but that's just weird hearing about it unless a circle of chick perverts start talking about their foray with a man from the night before, but even then that just sounds hoaky.

"I put a finger in her butt while i was going down her last night and she squatted STUPID-STYLE. She couldn't believe how much she was enjoying it"

"I made this one chick squatt by biting her neck and whispering in her ear whilst giving it to her from behind, and she went NUTS!"

by zsrl04 April 28, 2010

Swoop and Squat

When someone tries to steal someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend. Its called a swoop and squat and it can cost your insurance company thousands of dollars in damages.

"Dude Zain, she already has a boyfriend"
"Thats why, I'm going to swoop and squat"

by rohanstanford February 11, 2007

jack squat

A pleasant way of saying "Jack Shit" which means nothing. Usually used in reference to possesions or intelligence.

That hobo doesn't have money. In fact, he ain't got jack squat.

by GuyWithWalletContaining Jack Squat September 19, 2003

diddly squat

A style of dancing which which includes a short crouch while the musician is playing the fiddle.

I never did see so many of them all doing diddly squat at once.

by AyStyle April 12, 2015

Squalay

Means to leave.

Dude we gotta squalay or we'll be late.

by crapulousity March 3, 2009