dick scratcher

When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.

Fuck man I was masturbating way to hard last night and I got a dick scratcher

by skinny puta May 27, 2017

king kong booty scratcher

Someone who continually scratches his Gluteus Maximus to the point that he resembles King Kong.

Hey man, that guy climbing a tree, he's a King Kong booty scratcher

by I Look like Goku September 20, 2015

sexual cat scratch

the act in which the girl scratches the male genitalia

hey can you give me the sexual cat scratch

by sexual cat scratch December 22, 2016

African booty scratcher

It's a term created by red necks to call any white person out for being ok with black people

(white man and black man greet each other)
Red neck:you better watch out for them niggers
White man:there isn't anything wrong with African Americans
Redneck:GODAMN African booty scratcher!

by №§❨∅ρζ³❛◐✔∪∣⊄∃_⑨¤δ February 27, 2018

scratcher

One who, with the use of a rubber band, applies friction to a playing vinyl record to create a high pitched 'wikky wikky' sound.

Dude, did you catch that house mix at the club on Sat night?
Yeah, that boy is a masta' scratcher

by Rebel P June 26, 2007

scratch it and w**k

A rude rhyming slang for Ratchet and Clank

I played scratch it and w**k the other day.

by A.Howad November 28, 2007

Scratchy

Used when describing yourself or someone else if you think they look crappy.

A: Oh LAWD, I look SO Scratchy!
B: You look fine...

by OHLAWD! April 5, 2010