splash guard

when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.

i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.

by er0315 May 24, 2005

splatterblast

To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits

Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"

by thejammonster October 1, 2008

Splash-Back

The urine in which splashes back and leaves wet spots on pants/shorts, underwear, and shirt. Normally happens to guys who forget to aim down, or when you really have to go.

Person1:"I see you got a little splash-back on your pants there. Tough luck dude."

Person2:"I know, but I had to go really bad and was in hurry."

Person1:"Aim down man, aim down."

by M.A.DPenGuiN2111 August 20, 2009

splashzone

The area around the base of the urinal or toilet whereupon piss splashes whilst a person urinates. Not to be confused with 'splash zones' around swimming pools or at water parks.

"Honey would you please move your bunny slippers? They're in my splashzone."

by k07n January 15, 2016

Splarge

The amalgam of typos, errors, and syntactical cut ends collecting at the end of a composition or rough outline.

The splarge served as a manic record of softer ideas and errant keystrokes. For some reason he couldn't bring himself to delete the meaningless string.

by mario_bueller March 29, 2017

Splatoon Manga

The Splatoon Manga was made by Sankichi Hinodeya and is available through the CoroCoro Comic Magazines. It starts of with our protagonist, Goggles. He is stupid and dumb, but makes the comic funny. As it progresses, Goggles and his team are faced with many strong teams, but with the power of friendship and believing in his friends, him and his team make it though. The current Splatoon Manga chapter introduces a new character, Vintage. Vintage is a strong opponent that the makers of the Splatoon Manga haven't gone really in depth with him.

Billy: Hey, have you seen the new chapter for the Splatoon Manga? It's so good!
Bob: What's a Splatoon Manga?

by NyanGaming1243 February 19, 2019

Back Splat

A term used to describe a large sweat patch that has formed on the back of a person's shirt/T-shirt.

Girl: "Man I'm so sweaty, do I have a Back Splat?"
Best Friend: "No no your fine..."

by naomi.j October 18, 2008