spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw September 22, 2016

spicy apple pie

Improperly called "Angry Balls," this is an exquisite adult beverage that is comprised of Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider.

Person 1: Do you want some Angry Balls?
Person 2: Angry Balls? What is that?
Person 1: Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed together in deliciousness.
Person 2: That is not called Angry Balls. You are wrong. Don't ever call it Angry Balls again. It is called a Spicy Apple Pie.
Person 1: Oh, ok!
Person 3 (after trying Spicy Apple Pie): Now that's a spicy apple pie!

by Prof. Munchie December 15, 2014

3 Piece Spicy

A combination of 3 consecutive punches to the face or elsewhere. The combination of punches usually consists of a left, right, left.

He was talking shit to me so I caught him with a 3 piece spicy.

by ghubbz36 July 11, 2016

spicy chicken nugget

something that wendy's does not have

spicy chicken nuggets? oh yeah wendy's discontinued them FUCK YOU WENDY.

by bitch i'm wendy March 15, 2017

Spicy straight

A straight person with a queer sense of style and humor

Look at lilly's style, they are a 💫spicy straight💫

by Noaaaaaah January 28, 2021

spicy lewd

A photo that appears to be sexual but is actually not.
Example: putting drum sticks in your pants to appear as if you have a boner.

"Hey everybody, send me a spicy lewd."

by legolass16 November 15, 2016

spicy boots

Only the craziest apple eating person ever, wears the sweetest shades that anyone will see

"who the hell took a bite out of my apple?"
"It was spicy boots.....AGAIN!"

by CHS cafe March 18, 2008