spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw February 09, 2016

spicy apple pie

Improperly called "Angry Balls," this is an exquisite adult beverage that is comprised of Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider.

Person 1: Do you want some Angry Balls?
Person 2: Angry Balls? What is that?
Person 1: Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed together in deliciousness.
Person 2: That is not called Angry Balls. You are wrong. Don't ever call it Angry Balls again. It is called a Spicy Apple Pie.
Person 1: Oh, ok!
Person 3 (after trying Spicy Apple Pie): Now that's a spicy apple pie!

by Prof. Munchie December 15, 2014

3 Piece Spicy

A combination of 3 consecutive punches to the face or elsewhere. The combination of punches usually consists of a left, right, left.

He was talking shit to me so I caught him with a 3 piece spicy.

by ghubbz36 July 11, 2016

spicy chicken nugget

something that wendy's does not have

spicy chicken nuggets? oh yeah wendy's discontinued them FUCK YOU WENDY.

by bitch i'm wendy March 15, 2017

Spicy chicken deluxe

When you want someone really bad you use this term to turn them on.

Hey you want a spicy chicken deluxe.

by Big Sesy December 30, 2018

Spicy Masturbation

Spraying pepper spray on your hand and then stroking your schmeat.

I tried spicy masturbation last night, and I came in five seconds; I usually last 10 seconds. My peepee is red and swollen though and hurts.

by Bagel Boot June 17, 2020

Spicy Beans

Hot and Spicy Beans, meaning something is "cool" "rad" "wicked" "exciting" "hot" "spicy" "alluring" "valued" "exotic" "funny" "adored" "grit" "admired" "craving" "wanted" "sexy" #spicybeans

This book is spicy beans indeed.

by Faelyn September 28, 2019