(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
by michael foolsley June 20, 2011
I soft cum before i pre-cam in my pants
by chawk14 December 28, 2015
soft cakes is kid whos : whipped, soft but acts tough, thinks their big, talks a whole lotta ish, smokes weed. They speak with a wierd accent sometimes and are usuly off the boat. R U KIDDING ME!!! but in all seriousness aleks is soft cakes of 2007
by dun worri about it January 22, 2007
A term used to define any anti-erection enduced by any drug. i.e. Anti-Depressant drugs, Cocaine, and Alki-hol.
by Javo, J', Baro May 10, 2003
A male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties.
by sgpekanovich May 09, 2006
A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
by Jeff Jarrett February 05, 2006
A soft cock is a guy who doesn't go out looking for stray cats. He likely has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, and his friends, who are/have hard cocks and are typically desperate for action on any given night, call him a soft cock when they go out to the bars and he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights
by Merriam John March 03, 2005