dick sniffer

a total asshole, a loser, a dick, grant

person 1- my boyfriend dumped me
person 2- omg he is a dick sniffer!

by ZB&CL February 21, 2009

seat sniffer

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

shit sniffer

A male homosexual. A faggot. A piece of shit.

John and Jack hold hands while walking down the street, they are shit sniffers.

by kyle August 24, 2003

book sniffing

Book Sniffing - To sniff the spine of an old hard backed book and recieve the punjent smell of either ass, gooch or old knob.

The sad little boy tried book sniffing to get high off knob!

by Spikez May 11, 2006

ass sniffer

A person who sniffs or snorts drugs that have been smuggled into a prison in their ass.

Looks like its up to you ass sniffer - Life

Do you know how they get that in here? up in their ass - Life

by peekaboo_jones September 26, 2005

sniffy

extremely pleasurable or hip

That's a very sniffy outfit you're wearing, where did you find it?

by Stephanie F. Henderson May 12, 2003

Sniffer Dog

A person, who, in addition to being a dog, performs the routine of sticking his own fingers up his arse prior to masturbating. The person would then bring his fingers up to his face and "sniff"- the fetid stink bringing them to sexual climax.

Sullos you sniffer dog, my hand stunk for a week after that handshake!

by Dinner_Dog January 22, 2009