Yeet and skeet

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.

Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

by Big thiccy boi July 8, 2019

doodoo skeet

The process of jerking off after or during a shit. A doodoo skeet only happens once you nut and finish the shit, but you must finish the shit first or else it won’t be a doodoo skeet.

Person 1: hey man where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.

by RonaBona April 25, 2022

uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018

Skreet Skeeting

The act of boiling flavored condoms releasing the aromatics, which contain alcohol then drinking the liquid, which can get you high for as long as 10 to 12 hours.

The students have been out skreet skeeting on the weekends after running out of all other options, and hope.

by Mookscast July 28, 2022

The skeet god

A person who skeets toward the point where his skeet is now transparent

Oh shit bro ur the skeet god said jackie

by bill cosby number 1 February 2, 2018

Skeet Roulette

When a guy has sex with many females in a short period of time and skeets in them all and hopes none get pregnant.

Bob: I heard you be on the streets playing skeet roulette with these hoes.
Dave: Yeah, and I've been winning. None of them are pregnant yet.

by Abyssal Seraph August 26, 2013

Skeet Beat

When you cum on a girl's chest and smear it on your hand,then slap her on face

During sex my girlfriend called me by another name so I gave her the Skeet Beat

by Rj Mackers April 28, 2021