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Placenta Shark

anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.

or:
A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"

"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008
mugGet the Placenta Sharkmug.

Shiitake Shark

A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.
The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim
by Sandstorm81 December 6, 2019
mugGet the Shiitake Sharkmug.

karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.
That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!
by Major Madcat July 19, 2019
mugGet the karma sharkmug.

The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful
The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean
by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020
mugGet the The Shark Godsmug.

Nicotine Shark

One who is constantly in search of a cigarette; an eRoe.
by Nic O. Tine December 24, 2008
mugGet the Nicotine Sharkmug.

Shark Gang

just a snazzy group of lads who really like sharks #sharkgang
welcome to the shark gang! we love sharks!
by yer man x July 10, 2019
mugGet the Shark Gangmug.

shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.
Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.
by milpoolSK March 7, 2017
mugGet the shark turdmug.

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