Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013

sausage sheath

Another word for a condom

You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.

by Johnnyjackingjizzwizzard January 5, 2018

Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.

"Its because she loves the halal sausage"

by H E March 18, 2015

Sausage Sofa

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.

Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo

My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it

by BIG T JONES August 31, 2016

sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.

"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."

by bzang January 7, 2009

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013