sand jew

middle eastern fella

Osama Bin Laden was a sand jew

by blackguy1177 June 1, 2018

sand anchor

To insert ones testicals and scrotum into their own anus whilst on a boat and yelling "Ahoy matey, permission to come aboard".

Hey boys wanna free sand anchor. Come on follow me.

by You're telling me? October 14, 2017

Sand Igloo

When a ginger originating from mainland Tasmania in Australia decides to penetrate a girls ass dry as fuck.

Jesus fucking Christ, Belinda gave me a carb free beer last night so I decided to give her the Sand Igloo

by Don Pork October 4, 2018

Sand Slushy

The result of male urine being excreted into a hole previously dug on a public beach and just big enough for the genitals. Typically occurs while laying face down to hide the fact that a piss is actually taking place.

“Bro, the water is way too cold to take a piss in it.”
“Bro, just make a sand slushy”

by Jketel January 23, 2019

sand cakes

When you're fucking a girl and you throw sand in her pussy while you finish.

Me: Do you want some sand cakes, babe?
Her: Hell yea

by bshoop May 8, 2018

sand job

A handjob using sand paper

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock

by the clamburgler December 12, 2012

Sanding Wood

Masturbating

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2

by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017