Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch

Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted

by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 6, 2017

Silly salad

A trash ass fortnight player who steals chargers for fun.

Did you see Dylan last night, he was such a silly salad

by Nickthestick200 March 5, 2018

Hoboken Salad

When you eat a stalk of lettuce that is lodged in between your partner's ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Dude I met this nasty vegan chick at the bar last night. We went back to ger place and she made me try a Hoboken salad.

Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!

by ElMitochondria August 13, 2016

Irish salad

An alcoholic shot consisting of three quarters ounce of your preferred whiskey topped with one quarter ounce of garden salad remnants and/or italian dressing. Ideal pairing: Jameson whiskey and Olive Garden salad dressing

Do Irish salads prevent hangovers?... because I'm feeling pretty fucking good and I shouldn't

by Chief Chewbacca February 17, 2020

tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

tossed salad

A green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc...

As a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.

by Dan Yaeger September 23, 2008

toss a salad

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.

This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.

by John Monroe March 10, 2005