his shrek was delicious
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Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-
Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!
Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)
Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE
Bruh 1: shrek is drek
Shrek: (snaps)
Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)
Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-
Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!
Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)
Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE
Bruh 1: shrek is drek
Shrek: (snaps)
Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)
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