Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022

Slutease

Some one who fucks every one but you at the same time leading you on so youll do stuff for her

That bitch is a total fuckin slutease

by Chaz valintino August 22, 2022

salutcf

A dumb person. A dumbass. Thinks he can program.

You are exactly like salutcf.

by Bobes <3 November 15, 2022

Salted Frosty

Semen coming out a guys ass hole after getting pounded under a palm tree.

Shit man, Cloyce is at it again! He taking it in the ass again under neath the palm trees. Man that’s disgusting! Ya let’s go inside and get outta here. Ya I can’t take listening to Cloyce scream like that. Oh my God, he’s done and now following us!

Cloyce get the fuck outta here. Oh and dude pull your pants up bro. U got a SALTED FROSTY coming out your ass!

by MeatBalloons November 17, 2022

saltercation

A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.

Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

sklute

A sklute is a scrotum flute

She knows how to play the sklute real well

by Mischievous Moose December 20, 2022

Salted Rim

Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it

He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time

She he was the best salted rim shes every had

by Gasworks1 January 17, 2023