Bauer's Rule

Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.

Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.

Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?

Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!

by Jitboyforealdo May 30, 2010

Rule 1

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.

"Always remember rule 1."

by Tim the Creator May 23, 2012

Ja Rule

Rapper who thinks he can screw with Eminem and gunit, there by dragging in d12

R.U.L.E aka S.H.I.T

Ja Rule had his name leaglly changed to Ja Shit!

by Da Rapper Core December 27, 2004

Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.

*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?

by Immortal-Jake August 12, 2007

road rules

1)When you're in a different area code you are technically single- when adhering to road rules.2) What goes on on the road stays on the road

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Rule 34

If you've thought of it, it's already porn.

Or will be.

Person 1: I wonder if there is Pokemon Porn?
Person 2: Rule 34
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yes, there is.

by Redracoon August 03, 2010

Rule 3

Rule of the internet
"We are anonymous"

12 yr old kid: who are you guys?
other person: hey kid, rule 3

by demolishun May 26, 2012