Roberting

When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberted

"Fuck, it pisses me off when that bitch is roberting someone."

by Masternerd October 11, 2019

Robert's Dick

The smallest piece of flappy skin in existence, can't get hard, viagra doesn't even help.

Robert's dick? What's that?

by ThaCheesyBoi14 October 24, 2019

Robert

Medium to tall sized neek. Mad at gaming and Sports. Bare sporty guy says donny alot chats alot of shit but always got ur back. Loyal guy gets girls called Lily and has a decent trim from time to time.

Robert is a person

by Bigshotz069 September 18, 2020

Robert Pattinson

A white British guy who no one gave 2 shits about until twilight came out then people started hating him. He went from playing a stupid ass vampire to a Bat.
He is the Batman

Girls: OMG Robert Pattinson is in this movie!
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?

by FootlongSlinky September 24, 2020

robert pattinson

sexiest man alive who is also very chaotic as he has in the past:went on a date with a stalker to scare her, has said he thinks there is a ballerina inside of him, and got expelled in high school for selling porno magazines! also played daddy edward cullen in the twighlight series and deadric in harry potter !

robert pattinson is so hot holy fuck

by rrjekbekekedbeikcc November 1, 2020

Robert Pattinson

This is the super villain called Spunk ransom’s alter ego. Spunk ransom is known to give off the distinct smell of crayons. He is also known for biting babies and even as a child he had this evil with in him. It all started when he locked his substitute teacher in a closet and ever since then he has been causing distress to many people.

Boy: Hey, Robert Pattinson kinda looks like a hotter version of Spunk Ransom.
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom

by Stan Lana Delray December 29, 2020

robert pin

The classy version of a bobby pin.

"This robert pin is made of 14k gold."

by prevailingwest November 16, 2021